I resist the urge to treat myself to a cheeky bottle of poppers sly masturbation pro-tip there, from me to you. Then I put my hand up my skirt and rub my clit through my panties which are soaking wet. As a freelance writer, I divide my time between various poncy London offices and my Brighton living room. Unlike my extremely fortunate colleague Andy, I work in just the one office, not from home. Doing it during official work-time instead of on my lunch break should add an air of thrill to proceedings, but instead it makes me flustered and nervy. And suddenly the raw numbers hit me.
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I snick the door shut and gingerly crack on. The toilet cubicles, fancy as they may be there are multiple rolls of plush toilet paper, so I feel pretty snazzy , are not leaving me feeling particularly aroused. Today, I decide to try a little harder. As a freelance writer, I divide my time between various poncy London offices and my Brighton living room. I conclude my hectic week of office-based onanism at the east London home of a small but much-admired music magazine. I head back down to the fancy toilets as before, but this time I give myself a full, luxurious half an hour.
I’m addicted to masturbating at work
I snick the door shut and gingerly crack on. Post was not sent - check your email addresses! Pulling your plonker in an open-plan setting presents several technical challenges, not least disposal of the evidence. My plan is to choke my chicken once a day, on business premises, for a full working week, then write about my findings.
Masturbation at work
Description: If I have some spare time and want to relax, I usually spend it watching Netflix or doing a face mask. Maybe I was missing out on all the benefits masturbation could bring. Still, the plan works like a charm. I just feel like a weird sex pest lurking in the toilets and taking weirdly long lunch breaks.